• DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE


Clevergirlhelps’ Favorite Words


clevergirlhelps:

  • Adroit – clever, resourceful
  • Adventive – not native or well-established
  • Adytum – a sacred place that is forbidden to enter; a shrine
  • Alate – having wings, winged
  • Anamnesis – the recollection or remembrance of the past
  • Apposite – very apt or applicable to the moment
  • Atelier – workshop or studio
  • Beldam – a witch, an old woman (rude)
  • Bespeak – to show; indicate; to speak to
  • Bilious – unpleasant, peevish
  • Boscage – a mass of trees or shrub
  • Braird – to sprout; the first shoots of a plant
  • Burled – having small knots that produce a distorted grain in the wood
  • Calvous – bald or near-bald
  • Canticle – a song, hymn, or poem of praise
  • Churlish – boorish or rude; stingy; mean
  • Cimmerian – very dark; gloomy; deep
  • Conciliate – to placate, to win over, to win the goodwill of
  • Concomitant – accompanying
  • Copacetic – very satisfactory, fine
  • Cordate – heart-shaped
  • Cortege – a ceremonial procession; a retinue
  • Countervail – to counteract, to compensate for, to battle an opposing force
  • Crepitate – to make a crackling sound
  • Dipsomania – an irresistible craving for alcoholic drink
  • Draconian – excessively harsh, severe
  • Effulgent – brilliantly radiant
  • Elegiac – expressing sorrow, relating to mourning
  • Excogitate – to devise; to study intently
  • Execrable – wretched, detestable
  • Expostulate – to reason earnestly with someone against something that the person intends to do or has done
  • Feckless – weak, irresponsible
  • Fusty – having a stale smell; moldy; out-of-fashion; fogeyish
  • Gasconade – boastful talk; to boast
  • Inculcate – to teach or impress by frequent repetition or instruction
  • Intransigent – uncompromising
  • Knavery – unprincipled dealing; trickery
  • Lapidary – engraved in stone, the art of chiseling
  • Largesse – generosity; gifts or favors given
  • Lassitude – tiredness or apathy
  • Limerence – an involuntary emotional state where someone feels intense romantic desire for another
  • Lummox – a clumsy, stupid person
  • Mendacity – tendency to lie
  • Mettle – courage; temperament; disposition
  • Minatory – menacing
  • Mordant – biting, incisive, pungent
  • Operose – done with or involving much labor; industriousness in a person
  • Opuscule – a minor work, a small book
  • Parsimonious – frugal, restrained
  • Perdition – damnation, Hell, utter destruction
  • Pernicious – causing serious harm, malicious, wicked
  • Peroration – a long speech characterized by lofty or pompous language
  • Persnickety – fussy; snobbish; particular
  • Pied – having patches of many colors
  • Postprandial – happening or done after a meal
  • Prevaricate – to depart from or evade the truth
  • Profligacy – reckless extravagance; abundance of something
  • Procellous – stormy, as the sea
  • Quean – a hussy, a shrew, a prostitute
  • Rapine – the act of plundering
  • Rebarbative – irritating, repellent
  • Rhadamanthine – harshly strict
  • Serry – to crowd closely together
  • Screed – a long diatribe; an informal letter, account, or other piece of writing
  • Solecism – a breach of etiquette; any error, impropriety, or inconsistency 
  • Stertor – a heavy snoring sound
  • Tramontane – being or situated beyond the mountains; foreign; barbarous
  • Viridian – a blue-green color
  • Weald – wooded or uncultivated country